poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

(via madvillainy-lex)

fromonesurvivortoanother:

i don’t like the whole “you can’t love someone until you learn to love yourself” idea because uhhh

wow people who are hurt and abused and damaged deserve love just as much as someone else

love generally does not work when it’s one-sided. love is the interaction…

youuidiotkid:

you’d think by now autocorrect would know i’m saying fucking and not ducking

(via loveyourchaos)

morphingly:

brightredkettle:

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

(via nor-fade-nor-die)

psychcomedy:

A woman is talking with her psychoanalyst and says:

“Hey doc, you know you were telling me about freudian slips? Well, I had an amazing one yesterday. I was having lunch with my mother, and I meant to say, ‘Please pass the salt,’ but instead I said, ‘You god damn bitch, you ruined my life!’”

(Source: psych-comedy.tumblr.com , via nor-fade-nor-die)

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

(Source: bigstupidbaby, via detention)